Monday, June 11, 2018

Dungeons and Dragons! Part 2


For their second mission, they were hunting down a group of orcs that had stolen a Tabernacle of Ogram’s Insight and followed their trail to a creepy blasted out tower. They made the orcs feel uncomfortable and then defeated them, finding their way up the tower to witness a shaman place the Tabernacle into the chest of a golem like creature while a larger orc and a strange shadowy figure watched. Combat ensued and the shadow man, Mr. Shade, escaped, his minions and the automaton both were defeated, the large orc being tossed from the top of the tower and the golem destroyed in the pit of green fire, and the artifact recovered. 

For their next mission, they were assigned to figure out what was attacking the caravans headed north out of Rhadamanthus. Someone also had stolen a lantern from the museum. They were joined by Rogos, a halfling bard/rogue and made their way along the worn path. About a day north they were attacked by skeletons on the road and were able to follow them back to a system of caves. After navigating the caves and seeing a big spider they found themselves traveling up and found themselves looking upon a small farmstead with a farmhouse and a large barn. In the farmhouse, they found a zombie eating the recently dead body of a farmer, the party murdered the hungry zombie and moments later the half-eaten zombie rose up and attacked them as well. Out in the barn they found a group of skeletons and a pale and gaunt Tiefling necromancer in the midst of a ritual. The party intervened and the necromancer broke the lantern, summoning a shadow to help fight the party. The party won the day with the help of magic. They returned to town mending the artifact the best they could.

The next session started with the party enjoying a night off in the Faulty Portal, a local drinking establishment and inn. While in the midst of rabble-rousing strange ruby adorned cultists started attacking bar patrons, not expecting to be overwhelmed by adventurers. The group attempted to interrogate the leader, only finding out “if the Ruby Lord knew I talked he would kill me anyways” and the monk threw him out the window, which happened to be three stories up. The group collaborated with the town guard and decided to go meet up with their boss at Tower Artifacts, Robank. Following a lead Robank gave them, the group headed to an abandoned curio shop and defeated its guardian, an angry rug of smothering. Under the trap door it was covering they located a rudimentary printing press duplicating a pamphlet for the Ruby Lord’s upcoming gathering. Once pleased with their efforts they left the shop and found two more serpent men perforating a town guards throat with daggers. The party gleaned information from one of the attackers to look under the sewers for the deep city, which was supposedly guarded by “bull men”. They worked with the town guards and entered the sewers finding three ghoul like creatures in fancy garments with rubies eating a few corpses from the water. After destroying them and stealing their clothing the party encountered a small pool in an overly ornate room with an old man with bandages over his eyes feeding lizards swimming in the water chunks of dead chicken. The mage approached the man and saw one of the lizards jumping out of the water to catch a chunk of chicken and noticed its strange form. The rest of the party noticed small stone animals in the area as well as small goblin torso made of stone. The mage felt his body go ridged as his eyes met with the basilisk’s eyes, and his friends jumped into action. The cleric dropped a radiant burst of magic on the basilisks and the old man, incinerating him immediately and wounding the basilisks. After a few harrowing moments, the party was able to destroy the beasts and bind their wounds before heading deeper into the tunnels. They found themselves in front of the “maze city” with a large gateway and two minotaur with ruby jewelry arguing with a red skinned sorcerer. They attempted to sneak by and the monk stole the sorcerer’s satchel and went to start punching a minotaur. People were seen and combat ensued, lighting was thrown by the sorcerer, minotaur called for help and got a half elf foot stuck in his ass, a troll with a gem in his chest showed up, more violence, the party used fire against the troll and all was good. His ruby fell out and the cleric broke it with a flaming sphere. The party talked with Drogo, the sorcerer and found out their employer had also sent him down here with a secret plan that meshed with theirs. They made their way past a few other guards and met up with two of Drogo’s rogue allies that were hiding above a throng of cultists. The cultists were awaiting their living god, the Ruby Lord, and did not have to wait long. The party and their allies watched as the Ruby lord came out and addressed his collected masses and preformed a “miracle” by crawling his glistening old body inside the mouth of a prone elf laying on the ruby altar. The party had been given some magic items by Drogo and they took this chance to throw the items, bombs full of glitter both magic and mundane, into the crowd. The party then took this chance to rush the stage to fight the goons of the Ruby Lord and to try to take him out before he could catch his bearings. They made their way to the stage and Drogo tried to fireball the Ruby Lord, but it was counter spelled. The party made quick work of his goons but the Ruby Lord proved much more difficult, he was healing the wounds they gave him and was able to wield magic much stronger than anticipated. The warlock and the rogues worked to push him off the platform, goading him with the clerics burning sphere. The Ruby Lord fell, gathered himself, and teleported away leaving his people to their own problems. The party had accidentally started the stage on fire and everyone ran out of the sewers. When the party returned to the surface they found town guards rounding up all the glitter covered cultists and were in the process of arresting them.

Dungeons and Dragons! Part 1


I have been preparing and running Dungeons and Dragons games for almost twenty years. We end up homebrewing many of the rules so the following campaign experiences will have rules discrepancies, mistakes, and judgment calls that may differ from the game rules as well as how other groups play. The story is taking place in a world I created called Canterog, a world many of the games I have run have taken place in since 2007. Our group also fluctuates in size from three to eleven players depending on who could make it. Because we are playing in a retail environment we are also limited in time, we generally play from 6pm till 9pm, which is a rather short session. We are also using the Fifth Edition rule set. 
Mid 2017 I started running adventures at the Board Game Barrister near my house. I arrived with a fifth level adventure and was informed I would be running a first level adventure for a new group of players. Modifying the adventure before we started I kept the plot the same, the group was looking for a missing ally of their possible employer as well as rooting out some hobgoblins lurking in the mountains. After a few encounters and finding out about a creature known as Mr. Shade, they made their way to a hidden keep built within a cliff side. They encountered a young mimic like creature and attracted more hobgoblins that were deeper within the complex. They made their way to a throne room, it was empty but they noticed a giant trapdoor leading down. A few party members took the chute down and the others took the stairs. The chute group ended up in a sealed room with an ogre zombie. The other group found a hobgoblin leader and his minions coming up the stairs after hearing voices in their trap. The chute group killed the zombie with terrible puns and vicious mockery while the stair group battled for their lives against the hobgoblin leader. The monk in the group kicked open a door and found a caged silver dragon, he freed the dragon which then ate the head of the hobgoblin leader. The party gained membership to Tower Artifacts, a guild in their home town.

Friday, June 16, 2017

Book Gnome Summer reading recommendations part 4

Ophelia and the Marvelous Boy, by Karen Foxlee. Young girl Ophelia finds a strange boy trapped in a room in the Museum her father just accepted a job at. With Ophelia’s help the young boy hopes to right a wrong made long ago. Reminiscent of a young Pan’s Labyrinth mixed with Narnia, I loved this book. There were terrifying moments with monsters both seen and imagined but still, humans are the most terrifying. More on her worlds at http://www.karenfoxlee.com/

Magyk, by Angie Sage. This series is like Harry Potter but focusing on a family much like the Weasleys. A family with many sons loses their seventh son on the night of his birth when the midwife claims he is dead and disappears before a young girl is given to the family in his stead by a stranger. The children grow up and the young girl is unable to do the magic that everyone else in her family is capable doing.  She and a young guard, with only a number for a name, are thrown together on the run from assassins and monsters. It is a massive seven book series that now has a few side stories as well. Great fantasy adventure tropes and an oddly quick read for such a large first book. If your readers have already read the Potter books this is a good next series for them. More information on the author on her website http://www.angiesage.com/

Keep tuned in for some adult recommendations coming soon!


Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Book Gnome Summer reading recommendations part 3

Smile, by Raina Telgemeier. After a sidewalk disaster, young girl Raina must deal with oppressive headgear and braces to fix her missing front teeth. With family tensions at home and attempting to navigate school, things get out of hand. Her other book, Sisters, takes place during the events of the first book and focuses on a family trip, touching on even more family drama and the relationship between siblings when parents are not getting along. Her other two books, Drama and Ghosts, are also amazing. Drama features a young middle schooler getting involved with theater  and tackling drama on and off the stage along with some adult issues. It is an important book and deserves attention. Ghosts features two sisters moving with their family into a new town with a history of paranormal activity and deals with the fear of losing a loved one too soon. Raina also has illustrated four Babysitters Club graphic novels bringing a whole new generation of readers into that series. More about her works at http://goraina.com


Gregor the Overlander, by Suzanne Collins. Gregor and his sister, nicknamed Boots, end up trapped underground and must help a society of strange bat riding Underland humans fulfill a series of prophecies to save their world. They must work alongside strange human sized cockroaches, spiders, and other creatures to save the land from evil rats bent on dominating the entire Underland. This was the debut series for Suzanne Collins. There are five books in this series and I can’t wait to read more, having only tackled book one so far. Here is her website http://www.suzannecollinsbooks.com/index.htm

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Book Gnome Summer reading recommendations part 2

Fablehaven, by Brandon Mull. Two children go to their grandparents’ house and find out the estate they live on is a wildlife preserve for magical monsters. These books are amazing and once you meet the monsters it is nonstop adventure and danger. There are five books in the first series and a new book starting the long-awaited sequel series. Both Kendra and Seth narrate as our gateway into the world of magic and monsters. The author also has two other series about children and monsters featured next.

A World Without Heroes, by Brandon Mull. In the Beyonders series, Jason, a normal, sporty child ends up in a strange magical world after an incident with a hippo. He and his new friend Rachel are tasked with finding a word of unmaking and killing the evil sorcerer king that has overthrown the world and enveloped it in darkness. Things are never easy and many friends are lost along the way. There are three books in the series. I love that in this trilogy he made up his own monsters, some of which are terrifying. Many of the magical creatures were made or bred by the bad guy so we are unsure of who to trust.

Sky Raiders, by Brandon Mull. On Halloween, Cole and his friends go to a haunted house and are kidnapped by slavers from another world. Cole ends up with the Sky Raiders and his friends are all taken elsewhere.  He makes it his goal to find and free everyone, feeling responsible because of the haunted house. I loved that the Sky Raiders delve into floating towers and steal magical items from the inhabitants before the towers fall into an abyss. This series combines everything Brandon Mull has proven he excels at, more monsters from both his own worlds and ours as well as great characters. The world of the Five Kingdoms has different magic for each kingdom, one might have strong magical enchantments with items and in another illusion magic reigns supreme. For more information on the works of Brandon Mull check out his website http://brandonmull.com/

Sunday, June 4, 2017

Book Gnome Summer reading recommendations:


Most libraries and book stores have some sort of summer reading program starting up now that school is or soon will be out. Here are a few of my favorite kid’s books to help fill out those reading journals.
Lightning Thief, by Rick Riordan. Young boy Percy finds he is related to the Greek gods and must get back Zeus’s master bolt or war will break out among the gods. Part Harry Potter mixed with Greek mythology. There are five books in his main series focusing on Percy and friends, three books about the Egyptian mythology, a book of cross over short stories between the two, a second series of five books with new and old characters on another epic quest, two books so far about a fallen god trying to get his groove back, and two books about the Norse myths. Rick Riordan is also starting a publishing imprint with three other authors writing their own mythic children’s stories from other world cultures. More info on Rick Riordan can be found here http://rickriordan.com/

Doctor Proctor’s Fart Powder, by Jo Nesbo. I am ashamed with myself for not writing about this sooner. Young boy Nilly and his friend Lisa meet a strange Doctor that makes odd experiments, one of which is a powder that lets children fart as much as they want but there is never a smell. His super strong batch causes the farter to fly for short distances at times and they somehow use this to solve mysteries in Norway. We have four books so far, the self-titled Doctor Proctor’s Fart Powder, Bubble in the Bathtub, Who cut the Cheese, and The Magical Fruit. I am also excited we are getting a new book in October of 2017, Silent (But Deadly) Night. This series is great for fans of the Wimpy Kid books but need more reading than pictures. There is action and mystery, as well as time travel, a super powered frog man and aliens. Jo Nesbo also writes cripplingly adult murder mystery books featuring a dark and grizzled Inspector Harry Hole. More information on the worlds of Jo Nesbo can be found here http://jonesbo.com/

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Looking for a new take on Sherlock Holmes? Ever read any Cyberpunk? Check of the R. X. Problem by Katie Magnusson. In an age of cybernetic enhancements and high tech weaponry, one detective solves crimes the old fashion way. Named after the famous book character he now fashions his own life after, Sherlock must face cyborg assassins, corrupt pharmaceutical companies, and a new flat mate.  Katie has short bonus chapters on her website focusing on the Irregulars as well as other character’s point of view in certain important scenes. Currently she is working on book Four.